Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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