I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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