Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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