Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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