The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Your cock deserves a montage
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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