4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
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You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
you never un-have a 4some
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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