how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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