Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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