the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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