You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
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Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
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After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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