North Korea, Best Korea!
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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