There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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