distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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