so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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