Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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