I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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