he wants to bone in the snuggie
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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