dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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