I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
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Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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