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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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