..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
