You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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