Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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