so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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