I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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