Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I have aggressive nipples.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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