how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
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It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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