You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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