So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
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