try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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