This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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