my room smells like sperm. sweet.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
Randomize
