I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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