So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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