Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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