Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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