at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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