Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I think my moral compass just broke
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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