let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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