just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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