I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
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What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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