who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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