We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Pooping to opera.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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