I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
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Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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