Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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