we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
A+ Viking dick
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