So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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