I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
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if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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