Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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