When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
