so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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