Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Randomize