beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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