she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
