nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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